If ever you are craving an unnatural sensation, put a band-aid in your armpit.
I went to the dermatologist to get my suspicious axillary mole removed. I thought it was suspicious, but according to the doctor, I probably won't ever get skin cancer. I'll just get really wrinkly.
found at an "angry asian" blog
I'm pretty sure the mole was fighting off my craving for cheeseburgers because they are all I can think of now. I've been able to fight off the beast for three days already. What have I realized from this experience? Two things. 1) I have really lousy friends and 2) intense longings are painful.
Me: Fren', if I don't eat a cheeseburger, I WILL die.
Fren': Oh there's this really good place on 9th. Their burgers are the BEST!!
Me: You don't understand! Do you know how unhealthy they are?
Fren': That doesn't mean anything. You're Asian, it won't do anything to you.
Me: No that's not the point. Let's do that again. This time, tell me to eat celery. Go!
Fren': You know, the burgers are really good, but the fries are EVEN BETTER!!
Kidney stones found here.
Actually I'm probably having more of an agony craving. No, misery? OH I don't know. If "Agony" is more of a screaming hurt and "Misery" is cold and wet dungeon hurt... It's more of a misery craving; the agony will occasionally emerge.
Give me back my mole.