25.8.10

healthy

Me: Oh man, I'm getting fat... :(

Pops: You're not fat. How much do you weigh?

Me: (how much I weigh)

Pops: WHAT?!

Me: *-* (irrelevant confession: I don't know what that emoticon means, but I imagine that's what my face looked like. My eyes are really talented.)

Pops: Don't all girls weigh under 90 pounds??!!

Me: D,: WAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAHAAAA

I'm just kidding about the crying part, but the rest of it is completely true. No, Dad, healthy strapping young girls like me definitely weigh more than 90 lbs.

I understand that by the American standard, I am NOT fat, but Asian girls are on a completely different (ie. 90 lbs.) standard, and by that standard, I am pushing tubby. There's also the fact that you can be skinny but still un-fit. That's why I've had a "lifestyle change." <-- google "diet" and this is all you get.

Going to the gym (1.5 months) - woo hoo *wrist wave*. I've been going almost every single day! The thing I don't get is how my brothers check out girls there. I mean I pray that guys aren't really looking at me because all they're going to get is - oh yuck I don't even want to think about it.

Taking the stairs - did anyone else see the trailer for Devil?

Oatmeal - actually derived from 2 words. Oat and meal. Horses eat oats.

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