I've been on my facebook fast for less than 6 hours and I'm already itching to check it. I stopped all the email notifications, but it's not making anything easier. I keep thinking of witty statuses -- many of which include the word "withdrawal."
This is going to be a long week.
--> Me (as a Caucasian male): Faaaaaceeebooooooookkkk!
--> God of time management (as a man in plaid shirt): *mmpfh*
Yes, I feel incredibly pathetic.