Conclusion: Youtube comments section is having a sale. It has overstocked imbeciles.
Wouldn't it be funny if I rounded up ALL the Asians in this here building (my estimate: 20) and we all stood under the "Asian Collection" sign? Get it? WE are the Asian Collection!
Conclusion: Oh crap, it's already 10:00.
But I wanted to play the uke when I got home... Hmmm maybe I can find a nice Hawaiian name for her. It's a she, you see, because -- well, I think I've filled my queepy quota for today.