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If I hadn't been exercising, I might have had a heart attack. Mom bought me a new pair of jeans from AE by that name -- maybe she's fine with it because of the subliminal messages our subconscious characters are sending her.

In other news. I'm going to ACE my dental exam on Tuesday. I've gone for 6 whole months with flossing almost every night. Until now, it's gone down like this:

"How often do you floss?"
~Gosh dang it! Can't you tell? You're killing my gums. You can tell, can't you? I know you can. I'm already drooling, pfft. Just let it go...~
"uh. not very often."
"Well, you know, flossing can help keep your gums healthy."
"yeah. ok."
"Do you know how to use a flosser for that retainer?"

Let it be known that my orthodontist had not my consent before he glued the sucker in.

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